They Opened a New German Toilet Store Near Us
And, in case you don't understand, here's a
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More Musical Fakery
In which my great-grandmother makes an appearance
A "Brochuremap" of Port Lavaca, Texas
In which I take the time machine to Port Lavaca, Texas, in the 1970s
If You Know, You Know
I which I attempt to make a punny beer/urology meme.
I Made Another Stupid Thing
Wherein I force Waylon Jennings to sing the same song for 100 minutes.
I Made Something Stupid
Wherein I kind of start to annoy you after a bit.
Creating Wordpress Featured Images Programmatically
In which I share some secret codes for creating Wordpress featured images "out of thin air", muhahahaha.,
Bring Back the Saltillo Dinner
If you're like me, you're a member of
Hee Haw, But Darker and Edgier
In which I imagine a revival of a beloved agricultural-themed television series
More Firefly Weirdness
Wherein Adobe Firefly tries its best to interpret the titles of a selection of classic movies with weird/terrifying results
Revisiting Imaginary Casinos
"Photos" of casinos that I imagined to exist, but don't
More Synchronicity in Film
Wherein I stumble upon a classic film location and eat a cheeseburger