Introducing AI Denose
In which we share a "very useful" tool
In April 2023, with the release of Lightroom's various iterations, Adobe added AI Denoise—a revolutionary tool that uses artificial intelligence to remove image noise from photos, allowing users to "rescue" images plagued by what was once considered too much digital noise.
Now, in 2025, [robotSprocket] introduces AI Denose, a revolutionary tool that runs right in your browser using Tensorflow and MediaPipe Face Mesh to Denose images.
Our full press release is as follows:
Finally, after decades of innovation in artificial intelligence, machine learning, and computer vision, we can address the most pressing issue facing modern society: noses. Those protruding facial features have plagued photographs for far too long, and frankly, it's about time someone did something about it.
Using cutting-edge neural networks and state-of-the-art facial landmark detection technology originally developed for medical diagnostics and augmented reality, we've pivoted to solve what really matters—covering noses with black rectangles. Because if there's one thing that TensorFlow.js and MediaPipe's 468-point facial mesh were designed for, it's definitely this.
Move over, cancer research. Step aside, climate change solutions. The future is here, and it's nose-free.
With AIDenose, you can finally transform your cherished family photos, professional headshots, and treasured memories into the featureless, nose-censored masterpieces they were always meant to be. Your descendants will thank you for preserving history in its most important form: with strategically placed black boxes.
This is peak engineering. This is what we went to college for. This is innovation.
AIDenose is currently in open beta and is available here.